i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
