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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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