how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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