I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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