Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My orgasm happened in two different decades
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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