ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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