yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The Olympian is in my bed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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