adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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