Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize