ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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