He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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