Do vagina's smell?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
