I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
being pregnant is like rehab
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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