Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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