we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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