his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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