1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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