Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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