You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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