he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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