After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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