She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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