im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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