i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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