In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
