she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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