so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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