physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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