Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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