I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
