I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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