walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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