We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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