I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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