She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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