You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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