i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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