why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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