come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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