What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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