Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I party with great urgency now.
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