You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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