ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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