why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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