I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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