yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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