White coat. Heels.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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