So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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