I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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