omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I met the friendliest cop last night
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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