I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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