Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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